#joke  

(via preciouslae)

(via wanderlust-gvddess)

(via wanderlust-gvddess)

(via wanderlust-gvddess)

When you knew that your girlfriend had sex with her ex that’s why she wasn’t able to come to your house.

 

(via allourwrongswillturnoutright)

(via allourwrongswillturnoutright)

(via allourwrongswillturnoutright)

(via allourwrongswillturnoutright)

fat-birds:

Snuggly Pearly Conure.

I just love this bird so much. So much.

(via technicoloroar)

US

word I can’t spell without U.

#quote :)  #us  
#quote  #life  #eminem  

You’re single. I’m Single. We should hook up.

#yeah  #single  

shortest horror story ever

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